"once upon a time.."

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  1. Virginian

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    "I've been workin' on the railroad",...
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    Oh yeah? Well, around here, we don't come in late, & go home early, we work all the $#@!ing live long day!! And furthermore...
  3. Woodie

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    .... "gimme back my cab controller. I'm in charge here. Now.... which button is forward again?" "Oooops... I've pushed the....
  4. Virginian

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    ..back to the future button, and now I...
  5. Voice

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    seem to be wandering aimlessly in a gorge...
  6. N Gauger

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    ....that has a small bridge across it, looking for the wabash cannonball, which was last seen pulling...........
  7. Woodie

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    ...... up the flex track that Dam Sel had laid too close to the......
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    ...edge of the world...err...platform, forming a long.....
  9. Woodie

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    ..... a long queue of new members joining the "Flat Earth Society", of which Dam Sel became President after being fired as Chairman. After all, Dam Sel proved the existence of the flat Earth when along with the corporations most prized engine, she ...
  10. Voice

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    ...found out the hard way that grues really DO like the dark by...
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    ... candlelight. It's just so romantic! The only thing a grue could think was more romantic than a candlelit evening cruise would be...
  12. N Gauger

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    ...nice long trip on an M1, through a nice loooong tunnel. But then we would have to find.....
  13. Woodie

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    .... HO scale candles, cutlery, waiter, and that special.......
  14. Biggerhammer

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    meal for that special someone. The problem, though, is that when you cook a plastic steak (in 1/87th scale) it turns to goo and smoke. So instead, find a special someone who likes...
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    to make trees, and trees...and MORE trees....
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    ..... and more trees, and after making some trees, make some more trees, and then some trees, and trees, and trees, and finally after making that last tree, make some more trees......
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    until Shamus's loggers....
  18. Woodie

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    ...... sympathised with the Greenies, all went on strike so the could......
  19. N Gauger

    N Gauger 1:20.3 Train Addict

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    ... watch the "making of the trees" and then go......
  20. Woodie

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    .... and have Maccers for lunch, put on their Nike's and off to the M1 protest marches, catching the 12.42 PM upline to....