"once upon a time.."

Discussion in 'Getting Started' started by Virginian, Apr 1, 2001.

  1. Drew1125

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    ...the warning label on the espresso stating that, "this product should not be used by steam engineers on steep grades, or..."
  2. N Gauger

    N Gauger 1:20.3 Train Addict

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    ...damsels in distress - that were recently appointed directors! So that of course means.......
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    its time to get out the...
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    ...WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR...
    We would like to demonstrate the wonerful new
    improved, faster, larger, more efficient,
    longer lasting, bigger container,....
  5. Virginian

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    ..Battle Star Gondola, with tripple action, double bay, rotating...
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    photon torpedoes that are very useful for....
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    ...clearing the main line, &...
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    ... it whitens your teeth, too. Just don't try to run it on a DCC layout, because...
  9. Dave Flinn

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    ...it will do just the opposite of what you expect. That is, unless you spill some of that caffein-containing liquid in just the right spot to short circuit everything...
  10. Virginian

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    Unless, of course, there's a lovely damsel in distress tied to the tracks and your radio cab control's...
  11. Drew1125

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    ...experiencing technical difficulties, & instead of stopping the train, it's just making your neighbor's garage door go up & down &...

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  12. N Gauger

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    .......opening & closing a couple of nearby missle silos. You can still take a lonnnng deeeeep breath and yell at the Top Of Your Lungs!!.......
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    ... "the bombs are alive ... with the sound of music!" Missiles really like that, it's their second-favorite musical. Their favorite, of course, is...
  14. Virginian

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    'Singin' in the Rain', esp. the part where Gene Kelly swings around the light pole, 'cause it reminds them of...
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    ...that time they appointed that damsel as director, & everybody got all jacked up on espresso, &...
  16. Woodie

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    ...... damn that Sal.... Now she's taken over the ...
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    the office, the dinning car, and she's throwing #2 bunker fuel on the coal pile.
    Look out!!!! She lighting a match!!
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    "sorry darl" interjects the Chief Dispatcher. "this is a non-smoking section. You will have to move to the rear of the train".
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    ...and with that, she calmly snubbed her cigarette out on the dispatcher's chin, & walked smartly back to the...
  20. Woodie

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    .... tracks, tied herself down, and screamed, "Go on.....