I am Ezdays son writing you on behalf of the great and powerful. He wanted to let you all know that he’ll be down and out for while and not to worry. Apparently, Friday night he began to suffer from irregular heartbeats and other not-so-niceties. After convincing his wife, my dear ol’ mom, they race like a bat out of hell to the nearest hospital, to which he was immediately admitted to the emergency room. He underwent an angioplasty this morning and was moved up to ICU, where he is residing until sometime tomorrow. Turns out he had himself a blockage of some sorts which was foiled by the angioplasty. They claim he is doing better but warn he might potentially have another on the other side. At any rate, he just wanted me to let you all know he’s fine, but will be out for a while and didn’t want anyone to worry. I have no doubt that within a few days you’ll have your fearless leader…errr…moderator back as good as new.