It's getting so confusing in chat sometimes, who is who. Once we have more than three or four people in, half use real names, some their gauge name and yet others use even a different name. One fellow seems to use a different name everytime he comes in!
I propose we begin using the following standard protocal. Of course new people won't know about it right away, but they can be directed to this thread. Here it is:
> > Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
> > a = poopsie b = lumpy
> > c = buttercup d = gadget
> > e = crusty f = greasy
> > g = fluffy h = cheeseball
> > i = chim-chim j = stinky
> > k = flunky l = boobie
> > m = pinky n = zippy
> > o = goober p = doofus
> > q = slimy r = loopy
> > s = snotty t = tootie
> > u = dorkey v = squeezit
> > w = oprah x = skipper
> > y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
> >
> > Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
> > a = apple b = toilet
> > c = giggle d = burger
> > e = girdle f = barf
> > g = lizard h = waffle
> > i = cootie j = monkey
> > k = potty l = liver
> > m = banana n = rhino
> > o = bubble p = hamster
> > q = toad r = gizzard
> > s = pizza t = gerbil
> > u = chicken v = pickle
> > w = chuckle x = tofu
> > y = gorilla z = stinker
> >
> > Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
> > a = head b = mouth
> > c = face d = nose
> > e = tush f = breath
> > g = pants h = shorts
> > i = lips j = honker
> > k = butt l = brain
> > m = tushie n = chunks
> > o = hiney p = biscuits
> > q = toes r = buns
> > s = fanny t = sniffer
> > u = sprinkles v = kisser
> > w = squirt x = humperdinck
> > y = brains z = juice
> >
Thus, for examples, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Dick Chainey would become Buttercup Wafflelips and John Kerry uses Cheeseball Girdlebuns. Finally Howard Dean angrily becomes Oprah Girdlechunks.
I hope this helps!
Sincerely,
Zippy Applebrain
I propose we begin using the following standard protocal. Of course new people won't know about it right away, but they can be directed to this thread. Here it is:
> > Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
> > a = poopsie b = lumpy
> > c = buttercup d = gadget
> > e = crusty f = greasy
> > g = fluffy h = cheeseball
> > i = chim-chim j = stinky
> > k = flunky l = boobie
> > m = pinky n = zippy
> > o = goober p = doofus
> > q = slimy r = loopy
> > s = snotty t = tootie
> > u = dorkey v = squeezit
> > w = oprah x = skipper
> > y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
> >
> > Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
> > a = apple b = toilet
> > c = giggle d = burger
> > e = girdle f = barf
> > g = lizard h = waffle
> > i = cootie j = monkey
> > k = potty l = liver
> > m = banana n = rhino
> > o = bubble p = hamster
> > q = toad r = gizzard
> > s = pizza t = gerbil
> > u = chicken v = pickle
> > w = chuckle x = tofu
> > y = gorilla z = stinker
> >
> > Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
> > a = head b = mouth
> > c = face d = nose
> > e = tush f = breath
> > g = pants h = shorts
> > i = lips j = honker
> > k = butt l = brain
> > m = tushie n = chunks
> > o = hiney p = biscuits
> > q = toes r = buns
> > s = fanny t = sniffer
> > u = sprinkles v = kisser
> > w = squirt x = humperdinck
> > y = brains z = juice
> >
Thus, for examples, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Dick Chainey would become Buttercup Wafflelips and John Kerry uses Cheeseball Girdlebuns. Finally Howard Dean angrily becomes Oprah Girdlechunks.
I hope this helps!
Sincerely,
Zippy Applebrain
