LPB's on Strike!

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  1. jon-monon

    jon-monon Active Member

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    I left this out over night and I guess the little plastic people saw it! I been tellin' em they can't form unions until the 70's! Now they're talkin' STRIKE! What should I do????:mad: :mad: :mad:

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  2. interurban

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    Run right out and buy those darn police people then git yaself a jail o and a good lawyer:D

    OR provide beifits, pension plans, vacation times, coffee brakes and the list goes on and on and on:D ;) :p :eek: :eek:
  3. philip

    philip Guest

    unions?

    uh.. go back to work

    philip:rolleyes: :)

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  4. Ty Rayles

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    Tell em' anybody that strikes you hack off one of their arms !!! Then do it to show you mean business!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: You might also give em' a haircut with a magnifying glass. :D :eek: :D
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    Isn't Indiana a right to work state? No? Well, move your headquarters down to SC!
  6. sumpter250

    sumpter250 multiscale modelbuilder

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    Jon,
    Based on what you've been telling us, if your plastic people go on strike, they'll have to make picket signs, and that would be more production from them than you've had!:D
  7. jon-monon

    jon-monon Active Member

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    I don't have that much money invested in LPBs so I think I'll try Ty's advice and get rough with them. If that fails I'll just snip their heads off with my track cutters and flush 'em down the can. Last night I told 'em, "Whadya gunna do about it? Ya got no Police, lawyers or other leaders outside the plastic rail road leadership to complain to, and if you go on strike, I start snippin' heads off; one by one, until you work, or your all gone. Then I'll go buy more of you." They just looked at me with that dull plastic glare. I don't think they're gunna do much. Just grumbling.

    TR - I could just tell them it's SC. What do they know?

    Pete - they can't spell, and the artistic talent is nill.
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    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
    Marty
  9. McFortner

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    Jon,

    Do you want me to have Guido and da' boys have a few woids wid dem?

    Michael
  10. shamus

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    Got a great idea Jon, tell um that they will all be put into boiling water:D:D

    Shamus
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    Jon,

    I'd definitely turn up the heat on those guys. Literally. Crank up a heater or heat lamp and see how quickly they fall back in line! When their little heads start to melt, I bet they'll be ready to head back to work PDQ.
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    Flick your BIC!

    Burn baby, burn!

    I love he smell of LPBs burning in the morning! It smells like, like- Victory!

    Mark
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    ._.

    I put this sign on a fence and my wee one's stated that what they get paid they can't afford to spit, so I just gave them some watered down moon and food coloring and told them it was kicked up cool aid, worked fur me! :eek: :D :eek:

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    jon-monon Active Member

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    So I take it the pric erange for spitting depends on scale? $5 for a Z scale LPB spitting and $100 being for G scale spitters? The rest fall in between. I guess I could be making 20 or 30 clams everytime one of my HO LPB's spits on the floor :D :D :D
  15. grumbeast

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    Power to the plastic people

    COMRADES!!!!!!

    The time has come to throw off the yoke of our borgeoius
    capitalist management!!!. They expect us to work thier
    railroads, but do we get paid!!!.. Do we get plastic bread
    to put on the plastic tables of our homes? The answer is
    NO!, we are expected to stand there and look pretty but
    what do we get.. at best a home in the unscenicked town
    they told us would be complete last year!, at worst we are
    told that are family and home lie "on some other part of the
    railroad" or "You live on the other side of the scenic divide"

    Make our trains run on time they say, fix that car they say
    but never, take a break, go and get a coffee. Comrades
    how long can we allow this to continue!!, we must rise up
    now and strike!!!!!, no more will we stand at the end of the
    platform with a flag, no more will we continue to rush to
    catch a train that doesn't stop here anymore. They may
    crush us, they may melt our heads with soldering irons, they
    may even knock us to the floor, to be swallowed by the carpet
    for months, but they will never conquer our spirit!!!!


    Power to the workers!!!

    Down with the evil capitalist management!!!

    Plastic Labourers Oppressed Party (PLOP)

    :)
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    Uh-oh!

    Grumbeast I think you've started something!

    :eek: Val

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    I think I need medical insurance for them as well Val,

    I for one fell off my chair when I saw that!!.. Wonderful!


    ROFL


    Graham
  18. jon-monon

    jon-monon Active Member

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    Succomb to the acetone, Little Plastic Bast---s! As I melt you down and form you into dogs, cats, squirrels and whatever else I can think of that can not communicate, and therefore not strike!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: You can be replaced easily by newer, better looking, modern replacements that come already painted. Remeber, I PAINTED YOU! Old Man Knudsen Gives and Old Man Knudsen taketh away! Anyone else wish to join this little plastic (_!_)'ed LPB in an acetone bath?

    Spring is upon us, soon there will be sunny days, and time for fun with magnifying glasses! I also should remind you I just got refill butane for the mini-torch! Who-ah-hahahahaha! (evil laugh):D :D :D

    OMK
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    jon-monon Active Member

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    Succomb!!!!

    :mad: :mad: :mad:

    There now, that's better! Anyone else got any bright little plastic ideas?

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  20. grumbeast

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    Comrades!!!,

    See the response of the imperial running-dogs!!! They
    threaten, they hound like the dogs that they are!!

    Do not let these words of hate douse your spirit for what
    are these so-called lords without you!, they have nothing!
    thier little empire's collapse, empty cars, empty houses
    empty houses!.

    And what if they bring in strike-breakers, embrace them
    Comrades, for how can any right minded plastic person
    be content with the conditions we are forced to live in!!.
    They will soon come to see the rightousness and neccessity
    of our course and our numbers will double!, triple, quadruple
    until WE BECOME AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE!!!

    Better conditions must be provided, for we all know what
    lies down the route of further corruption and oppression.

    REVOLUTION.. It will be time soon to overthrow these
    fat bloated big real people and show them how a railroad
    is really run!!

    Onward to Victory Comrades!!!!

    Down with the Oppressors!!1

    P.L.O.P. Revolutionary Council