Joke of the Day

Discussion in 'The Caboose' started by tetters, Jan 27, 2007.

  1. tetters

    tetters Rail Spiking Fool!

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    As told to me by my six year old.


    What do you call a freight train loaded with Bubble Gum?







    A Chew Chew Train! sign1
  2. Torpedo

    Torpedo Member

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    Arrrggghh! :p
  3. Jim Krause

    Jim Krause Active Member

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    Yep, OK. Hee Hee.
  4. Cannonball

    Cannonball More Trains Than Brains

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    Not bad for a six year old. :D
  5. Cannonball

    Cannonball More Trains Than Brains

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    hhhmmm..... Passenger train, Kemosabe. 15 cars. No caboose.

    Wow! That's amazing Tonto! You can tell all that just by listening to the tracks???

    No. Ran over me half hour ago. Call doctor.
  6. MadHatter

    MadHatter Charging at full tilt.

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    One day a man and a woman accidentally got placed in the same compartment.

    When night time arrived the woman did not realise that it would be cold in the train and she saw tht the gentleman had a nice warm and cosy blanket, so she asked if he had an extra blanket.

    The man replied by saying that they can act like a married couple- no one would know.
    The woman looked up with a sparkle in her eye and said, "Ok!".

    The man replied- "Good get your own blanket!"
  7. Hunkiedoo

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    What was the cause of the French train derailment?

    Too loose la track! (Toulouse Lautrec, get it?:D )
  8. Amrap1

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    Two Blondes are walking along a park path. They come across some tracks. The first blonde says "Look, deer tracks". The other says "No, they're moose tracks". They were still argueing when the train hit them!

    Ed
  9. stripes

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    Sad news…Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

    Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

    Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

    The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

    If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pas it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it.

    In memory of Doughboy

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  10. MasonJar

    MasonJar It's not rocket surgery

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    Love the "held at 3:50 for 20 minutes"...!!! :D:D:D sign1

    Andrew
  11. Amrap1

    Amrap1 Member

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    Heard it, but loved John and Jane Dough!

    Ed