...I would take this time to deny every and any "thing" I may have or may not have done. I refuse to define "thing" as it is all encompassing and further definition is beyond the scope of its' very definition. A record has been made of this statement and filed with the appropriate governing agencies. A copy is available for a nominal fee by writing to the proper office in your jurisdiction. Use of this statement is limited to the extent with which it is offered. Any attempts to misuse or otherwise escape the circumspect aspects of its existence will be thoroughly prosecuted. Any misrepresentation of the facts contained herein are at the risk of penalty as previously defined and set forth. Compliance is strongly urged. Any participation of the "Management" is disavowed. Thank you very much. The Management.