Humor time.........again

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  1. CN1

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    Rated all audiences :D

  2. CN1

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    A little more steam........ :rolleyes:
  3. Matthyro

    Matthyro Will always be re-membered

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    Good stuff CN1 Just needed something like this tonight.
  4. CN1

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    All aboaaaaaard...... ;)

    :p
  5. CN1

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    High Ball.....

    :D :wave:
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    Top 10 why........

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    ROFL, that was just what was needed on a monday night :D
  8. Ralph

    Ralph Remember...it's for fun!

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    Hee hee! Love that last bit, especially because they're all true!! :)
    Ralph
  9. CN1

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    Top 50 of.....
    :D
  10. CN1

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    Flyover.........

  11. CN1

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    Again and again and....

    :rolleyes:
  12. CN1

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    Full steam ahead..... ;)

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    A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on.

    While standing in the middle of the RR tracks, he heard a whistle, but didn't know what it was. Predictably, he's hit and is thrown, ass-over-tea-kettle, to the side of the tracks, with some minor internal injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises.

    After weeks in the hospital recovering, he's at his friend's house attending a party. While in the kitchen, he suddenly hears the teakettle whistling. He grabs a baseball bat from the nearby closet and proceeds to batter and bash the teakettle into an unrecognisable lump of metal.

    His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushes into the kitchen, sees what's happened and asks the desert man, "Why'd you ruin my good tea kettle?"

    The desert man replies, "Man, you gotta kill these things when they're small.
  14. Lighthorseman

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    Quote:" 50-You've ever told anyone, "I can quit buying freight cars any time I want!":Unquote


    ...But you don't really need to quit just yet. [​IMG]
  15. Pitchwife

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    You Might Be a Model Railroader If: 51-You've ever tried to claim your layout as a dependent on your income tax return.
  16. eightyeightfan1

    eightyeightfan1 Now I'm AMP'd

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    You Might Be A Model Railroader If#52: Visiting a friends house you say: "Take out this pool table and the bar and you could have a hell of a layout!"
  17. mhdishere

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    Proof that Jesus is a Model Railroader, and has a HUGE layout, from the song "We See the Lord":

    "He is high and lifted up, and His train fills the temple"

    (This occured to me one Sunday in church while we were singing this song)
  18. brakie

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    Seems that a railroad had a old steam locomotive that spent most of its time in the roundhouse being repaired.
    The division superintendent of motive power wanted to put this engine back into service on a full time bases.So he sent a telegram to the shops master mechanic:

    LFM MM
    How can we get #30 back in full time service?
    WRM DSMP

    Back came the reply from the master mechanic:

    WRM DSMP
    Raise the whistle and insert new locomotive.
    LFM MM
  19. MasonJar

    MasonJar It's not rocket surgery

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    Those are great guys! :) :D

    Andrew
  20. CNWman

    CNWman CNW Fan

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    That becomes more evident in everyone here everyday:D

    I don't get it. :confused:

    EDIT: Now I do :rolleyes: :sign1: