Golly it is cold out. Got just the thing for you here! Menue tonight will be my own concoction, Buffalo Ribs and they will warm the cockles of yer heart ifn' ya got one. For dessert we're trying to do some of them newly popular deep fried Twinkies. Tell me what ya think of 'em. For drinks I got some hot and hard country cider and coffee with just about anything hard in it for 25% off! Now them's that want's it with EG instead, Nelson has kindly lent me some for ya. Mr. Feedwater, kindly take them flippers off outside and a few feet from the door as I don't want the jamb freezin' up and folks slippin' Got a jazz group coming in on Friday night and Saturday. Trying to put on a little something extra for Thursday but please wear tasteful costumes this year. Mr. Stumps I don't want you showing up as a Tampax again ok!