The other day at work we was discussing excuses for calling off work..Here are some of the better ones that bound to raise the boss's eye brows. 1.I can't come in..My Dog is having puppies. 2.The cat unplugged my alarm clock. 3.My bull is running lose.I gotta go find him..Good for a farmer 4.My dog ran away! I got to find him/her before the dog catcher does. 5.My pet snake ate my car keys 6.I can't find my car keys. 7.I fell out of bed last night and hurt my arm 8.My husband/wife is lost..I gotta go find him/her 9.My neighbor cut his tree down last night and its blocking my drive way 10.Is it MONDAY already?? I didn't know that! 11.My front door won't lock..I need to call a locksmith 12.A drunk passed out on my front door..I am waiting for the Police to remove said drunk.So I won't be in. 13.My husband left me..I gotta go and drag him back 14.My wife left me..I gotta go and drag her back.