Common model railroad sayings

[RonP]

I was having fun with some friends, we were coming up with some funny modeling sayings for a group T-shirt.

Got any idea's ?

 

[Herc Driver]

How 'bout..."Right of Weight"

You could have the front of an engine near a car running the crossing.

 

[sgtcarl]

how about the old saying, "Nobody gains in races with trains." similar to the aforementioned.

 

[Nomad]

"Get off my caboose!" "My train can beat up your train".

Loren

 

[eightyeightfan1]

The speed at losing a detail part is detrimental to the loudness of your spouse yelling for you.