QUESTION: How do you tell the difference between Liberals, Conservatives, and Southerners?
ANSWER: Pose the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and 7yr old daughter. Suddenly, a dangerous
man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you - screams obscenities, raises the
knife, and charges.
You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do ?
Liberal Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question ! Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack ? Could we run away ? What does
my wife think ? What about the kids ? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out
of his hand ? What does the law say about this situation ? Does the Glock have the appropriate safety
built into it ?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway - and what kind of message does this send to society and to
my children ? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me ?
Does he definitely want to kill me ?- Or would he be content just to wound me ? If I were to grab his
knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me ? Should I call 9-1-1 ?
Why is this street so deserted ? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day, and make this
a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior !
This is all so confusing ! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a
consensus.
Conservative Answer:
BANG !
Southerners Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click, click,,,,,,,,,,,,,(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy ! Were those the Winchester silver tips ??"