Callahan's - Calling all Punsters!

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  1. DanBKing

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    I think I'll just stay protected with the box for now, so therefore no cracked nuts.
    Besides, my types of games are for Kings, not Lords....
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    To Horse! I hate to nag, but what exactly do you mean? I really hope you're not going to saddle us with more. I might bridle at this...

    No, Let me stirrup the masses!
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    Ha! Out from the starting gate you trot!. Head for the bar; The First Hurdle. And there, you laid a Bet.
    Liz, her sister, was there too....
    Liz & Bet, or lishabeth, as you said, we're a pair of right nags. But with a bottle of White Horse whiskey down your throat, you were not gonna look a gift horse in the mouth!
    But you had to be an ass and spoil it.

    Now, let's stable the manure, and groom some sense into this pony-tale......
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  4. DanBKing

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    And as @Revell-Fan always says: Reign it in, jockey-boy, or your gonna get the whip..
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    Don't give forth too many spoilers of the things to pun. It is not wise to put more foil into the spoiling water. Believe me, I did it ounce, and I ended up with 28 grammes of hot aluminium.
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    Worth a ton in gold, that statement.
    But, to coin a phrase: put your money where your mouth is.
    It is rich pickings here.

    Besides, sex is like a bank account; Withdraw, and you lose interest, or you could make a deposit, with a 9 month term of interest......

    But, you can play it safe, and cheque out any time.....
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    Oh, right. ;) Now that you mention it, sometimes it does not work. Then you have it - spoiled all over the place. That reminds me of Michael's Bay-be, that Transformered from a Bad Boy into a Rock. He took all pray-cautions to avoid that, but neither the trip to Pearl Harbour nor the stories about Armageddon prevented it from becoming part of The Island. Well, sometimes it is a Pain & NO Gain.
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    I knew this Russian bikini designer, his name was Alexandrev Popov. Seems he had this idea that would get everything in one cup. Sadly he didn't know his ABCs. So with such a good, strapping idea he started with the breast of intentions. So, without making a tit of himself, or any boob -oos he finally was able to lace up a viable piece of underwear.

    Sadly his business went bust. the moral of the stroy; if you're going to design bikini's you don't want to get things thong.
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    Oh, knickers!
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    It is said that Victoria's secret was buried deep down on Pleasure Island..! ;)
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    No sense beating around the bush then....
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    And beware of the wild animal(s)..! :)
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    Now, this thread is becoming unfit for pubic, ahem, public consumption....
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    Kates Bush had a nice spring to it .......
    But, I do prefer a Blondie.......
    Sheryl Crow had quite a nest, I believe.
    And Sarah Nixie, well, she doesn't have any ........ ;)
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    I have no guidea what you are tackling about..! ;)
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    And the fish smells the hook... ;)

    And to be honest, I am not a big fan of organic dental floss .......

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    Guys, this has been fun, but we strive to keep this a forum that children/families can read it. So with that in mind, I will end ending this thread if any sexual innuendo (I'm guilty too, maybe even more because by joining, I gave tacit approval.) I am trying to figure out a way of having an "Adult" section, where we could loosen up, and also post different kinds of paper models, not pornography, but maybe more mature. art forms. I have to take the whole forum into consideration, and while I have not personally been offended in anything and partook, I do not claim not to have clean hands, I have to say tread lightly. That means the "Puns, Jokes, etc, will have to be more sporadic, higher brow, peppered within. Not trying to close down humor or wit, just make it clean fun.

    If we can figure out a way of doing an Adult section, then we can have a discussion of what to have and what not to have. There will be no pornography, but a naked women sculpted out of paper is not pornography, (or man, if that's what floats your boat, the human body as an art form could and should be explored more in paper craft. Objectification of sexual organs , well, no, that isn't going to happen. IMHO.

    No one has done anything wrong, except for me, I should have maybe stated this sooner, but if you guys knew what I have been going through the last two weeks, you would wonder how I sign in here every day and read every post.

    So, continue on with your clean, high brow humor and puntifications , but don't be surprised if this thread just disappears. I have people I have to answer too. Any comments are most Welcomed. Please, if you are angry, send me a P.M.. This thread is still open and I have censored nothing. Just steering a course a bit to starboard. :)
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    Duly noted Capt'n Zathros!

    Let's sail to cleaner waters. So, wave goodbye to the "naughty"ical and let us not be keeled over by the Capt'n. :)
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  20. DanBKing

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    Aye Aye, Sir!
    I shall whip myself shipshape! :blueface:

    Then the intended and forthcoming humour, must remain within the boundaries of the 2 pm - 5 pm children's-time class.

    And as we are now on a young, nautical theme,....
    Remember this ......??

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    :boat::)
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