A joke!

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  1. stripes

    stripes Member

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    A guy was seated next to a little girl on the train when the stranger turned
    to her and said,

    "Let's talk. I've heard that trips go quicker if you strike up a conversation
    with your fellow passenger."



    The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"

    hmmmm... "How about nuclear power?" said the guy.

    "OK". She said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
    question first. A Horse, a Cow, and a Deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a
    deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse
    produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

    The guy thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

    The girl replied... "Do you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know
    s--t?"

    :mrgreen:
  2. Biased turkey

    Biased turkey Active Member

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    Stripes, you should replace the word "airplane" with "train" so the joke won't be out of topic :)
  3. stripes

    stripes Member

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    There you go !
  4. bigsteel

    bigsteel Call me Mr.Tinkertrain

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    LOL,great joke david!--josh
  5. beamish

    beamish HO & Steam Engineer

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    that made my day. I might use that line on someone.
  6. rogerw

    rogerw Active Member

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    very good very good:-D:-D:-D