a joke

Discussion in 'Getting Started' started by rogerw, Apr 11, 2007.

  1. rogerw

    rogerw Active Member

    Jun 17, 2006
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    A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.
    He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer
    New York and is certain that he has a better education than any cop
    ROUND ROCK. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at
    the deputy's expense.

    Deputy says, "License and registration, please."

    Lawyer says, "What for?"

    Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

    Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

    Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
    registration, please."

    Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

    Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop,
    that's the law. License and registration, please!"

    Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down
    and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me
    ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

    Deputy says, "Sounds fair, exit your vehicle sir." At this point, the
    deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever loving crap
    out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"