The Darwins Are Out!!!! 2013 Yes, it’s that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. The Darwin awards are given each year to the " stupidest" person on the planet. Ideally the person who wins will be so stupid as to remove him or her self from the gene pool in the commission of their "winning" act. "and the winner is" Here Is The Glorious Winner: 1. When his .38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.