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you think a 'Chapelon' is some sort of French drink.
Sorry...Being from the "Colonies".....Whats a Chapelon?
...hang out at a hump yard to watch all the action.
And along the same lines,...if you get angry when stuck at the grade crossing.
I could have sworn you were older than me, George.... a "friend" of your wife, when told your hobby, asks you, "What are you? 12?!?" and you laugh along.
(Actually happened to me. I was struck speechless for a moment and was about to verbally abuse said "friend" when the wife stepped in and diverted her away from me for the rest of the evening. She has not been asked back.)
George