I got this idea from trains.com, although on their site it was not intended to be humorous:
You might not be a model railroder if:
...you think 2-4-4-2 is the combination to your safe.
...you think a shark is a large, dangerous fish.
...grades are something you got in school.
...turntables are for playing those old vinyl records.
...you think firemen ride firetrucks, engineers build bridges and brakemen work at Meinicke.
...You can remain calm in the presence of large pieces of railroad equipment.
...you do not keep a camera in your car.
...the only magazine in your house is Better Homes & Gardens.
...not only have you never been inside a train museum, you were unaware that there were any.
...you have never wandered into a model railroad hobby shop "just to look".
...you have absolutely no idea what an EOT device is, but you suspect it has something to do with terrorism in Iraq.
...you believe that DC is the nation's capitol, and DCC is probably a suburb, possibly connected to the CIA.
Just a few feeble attmepts to brighten someone's day...
You might not be a model railroder if:
...you think 2-4-4-2 is the combination to your safe.
...you think a shark is a large, dangerous fish.
...grades are something you got in school.
...turntables are for playing those old vinyl records.
...you think firemen ride firetrucks, engineers build bridges and brakemen work at Meinicke.
...You can remain calm in the presence of large pieces of railroad equipment.
...you do not keep a camera in your car.
...the only magazine in your house is Better Homes & Gardens.
...not only have you never been inside a train museum, you were unaware that there were any.
...you have never wandered into a model railroad hobby shop "just to look".
...you have absolutely no idea what an EOT device is, but you suspect it has something to do with terrorism in Iraq.
...you believe that DC is the nation's capitol, and DCC is probably a suburb, possibly connected to the CIA.
Just a few feeble attmepts to brighten someone's day...
